13 August 2003

Wanted - competent staff

The Prime Minister of Australia would like to hire an entirely new staff. The prime minister is concerned that he has not been receiving relevant information from his private office and other agencies. The current staff have bungled their jobs by not apprising the prime minister of:

This has lead to purely technical examples of the prime minister misleading the parliament. While there has been absolutely no impact on policy, such as winning an election, going to war or granting a discriminatory excise to any company's competitors there are dark forces in the nation who are using these pettifogging and infrequent oversights to the prime minister's political disadvantage.

Candidates should be ready to swear hollow that they never saw, said or heard anything and if they did they certainly did not tell the prime minister whatever it was they did not see, hear or say no matter what.

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