31 December 2003

Happy New Year

Ah Xmash, which you spend with your family, and New Year which you shpend with people you actually like. And Xmash New Year blogging when people attribute your shilence to falling into a vat of brandy. I didn't. It'sh jusht not true. There'sh no truth in Gianna'sh shpecious allegationsh at all.

And if the fireworksh and pyrotechnicsh in my shkull shtop long enough I'll go shee the real thing over Shydney Harbour. Enjoy your New Year feshtivities ash mush ash I mean to enjoy mine.

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The resht is shilence...

...at leasht until next year.

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