30 March 2004

Vermont probes man with 70 goats in house

State officials are investigating a man whose goats and his religious convictions against killing them have collided in a possibly inhumane and definitely stinky way.

I am entirely unsure why, if Vermont was determined to use 70 goats as a probe, they chose to do it inside a house. Surely outside would have been more convenient? Do Vermont goats make especially good probes?

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