The king of Cambodia has a blog (you'll need to read French) but the governor-general of Australia is silent. Why is this?
PM asked if he could borrow plumed hat. Told him to get a grip.
PM asked if he could open parliament. Told him to get a grip.
PM suggested he get an official uniform including an ornamental circlet or head covering, made of precious metal set with jewels. Told him to get a grip.
PM suggested that next time he gets sworn in by several archbishops in a cathedral with an ecstatic crowd yelling: 'Vivat primum ministrem!' at the top of their voices. Told him to get a grip.
The viceregal blog is perhaps not such a great idea after all...