25 September 2004

interest rates of mass destruction

Fresh from his triumphant discovery of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, the Man of Steel has turned to finding interest rates of mass destruction. The travelling media were driven to a secret location to meet all the economist who concur with the prime minister in this dire scenario. Sadly, no-one was there.

This should, of course, not be taken as a pattern. It is mere accident that these thngs the Man of Steel delights in trying to scare us with some how, seem, um, not to exist. There is definitely no pattern. Meanwhile, in an unusual campaign move, the Man of Steel will tomorrow abandon conventional jets and use a flying pig to whiz about the country hunting for the missing economists.

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